• Me: Well I guess I'll just shave my pits so I don't get shit for it when I have my tank top on around the house. Besides, it'll be fine. My choice.
  • Me: -shaves-
  • Me: -looks at self-
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: No this was not my choice and I'm so sorry ohgoddess what did I just do to myself
  • Me: -cries-
  • Me: -keeps crying-
  • Me: -cleans out razor- YOU SHALL BE AVENGED